Hip Priest on Nostr: I don't know why we call good human thieves 'Cat Burglars' when actual cats are so ...
I don't know why we call good human thieves 'Cat Burglars' when actual cats are so used useless at stealing stuff. Bin raided for completely empty wet cat food pouches. She's got them out and didn't know where to go from there.
Note the 'if I'm not looking at you I didn't do it' trick she's playing here. I'm sure that flies in an interrogation room too. Useless I tell you.
#cats #catsofmastodon
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