Ella Ford on Nostr: This is my employee "rug". She's called that because her job is to lie on the floor ...

This is my employee "rug". She's called that because her job is to lie on the floor under my desk and provide a pleasant place (her ass) to put my feet when I'm working.

Her colleagues "shelf", "table" and "trashcan" provide similarly practical uses throughout my office.

Also, I just love decorating the place with naked sluts. Sue me.