dave on Nostr: Jules and Vincent barge into the apartment and demand the return of their Bitcoin. ...
Jules and Vincent barge into the apartment and demand the return of their Bitcoin. SBF is not willing to part with it, so Jules gives him an ultimatum.
Jules: "The path of the righteous Bitcoiner is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil banks. Blessed is Bitcoin, which, in its strength, resembles the mail. Yea, though we walk through the valley of the shadow of debt, we will fear no evil, for Bitcoin is with us. Its codes and its protocols, they comfort us. And we shall fear no bank, only the power of Bitcoin and its protocols, the protocols that give us stability, serenity and hope. And the Bitcoiner shall remain impervious to the lies of banks. SBF, you have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. In what world could you possibly justify your actions?"
SBF grudgingly hands back the Bitcoin to Jules and Vincent, and they leave with the hard fought bounty in tow.
Jules: "The path of the righteous Bitcoiner is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil banks. Blessed is Bitcoin, which, in its strength, resembles the mail. Yea, though we walk through the valley of the shadow of debt, we will fear no evil, for Bitcoin is with us. Its codes and its protocols, they comfort us. And we shall fear no bank, only the power of Bitcoin and its protocols, the protocols that give us stability, serenity and hope. And the Bitcoiner shall remain impervious to the lies of banks. SBF, you have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. In what world could you possibly justify your actions?"
SBF grudgingly hands back the Bitcoin to Jules and Vincent, and they leave with the hard fought bounty in tow.