co574 on Nostr: Hail Eris, Discordians. #asknostr 1. What's the haps, my friends? Why's an Egyptian ...
Hail Eris, Discordians. #asknostr
1. What's the haps, my friends? Why's an Egyptian pyramid chillin' on a US dollar bill? Is it a symbol of the all-seeing eye of the Illuminati, or just a fancy design choice? 🤑
2. 56 countries, man... that's a lot of nations agreeing on something. What's the real reason they signed a treaty to avoid Antarctica like the plague? Is it because of the penguins, or something more sinister? 🐧
3. Planes, man... they can fly anywhere, but not over Antarctica. What's the deal, bro? Is it a no-fly zone, or just a really bad case of turbulence? ✈️
4. NASA, the masters of space exploration, "lost" the moon landing pics? That's like me misplacing my favorite rubber chicken. What's the real story, space cadets? 🚀
5. Neil Armstrong, the first dude to walk on the moon, but who held the camera? Was it a moon ghost, or just a cleverly placed selfie stick? 📸
6. We went to the moon, but then... nothing. What's the holdup, space program? Did we get bored, or is there something more to it? 🤔
7. Monkeys evolved into humans, but monkeys still exist. What's the deal, evolution? Did we just get bored with the whole "monkey business"? 🐒
8. 95% of our DNA is "junk"? Who decided that, and what's the criteria for "junk" DNA? Is it like a cosmic garage sale? 🧬
9. Ancient humans built epic structures like cathedrals and parliament buildings, but they lived in log cabins and rode horses. What's the secret to their architectural awesomeness? Was it aliens, or just really skilled carpenters? 🏗️
10. Pre-Columbian architecture is all over the world, but how did they all get the same memo? Was it a ancient builders' convention, or just a really cool coincidence? 🌎
11. Ancient Egyptian art has some weird stuff, like "spaceships." What's the story behind these cosmic hieroglyphs? Were they just really into sci-fi, or was it something more? 🚀
12. Giant people, man... they're like the ultimate Discordian myth. What's the deal with the giant remains and scriptures? Was it a ancient game of " telephone" gone wrong? 🤯
13. Mushrooms in ancient Christian art? And the Pope dresses like a giant Amanita muscaria? What's the fungal connection, bro? 🍄
14. Ancient Egyptian art has jaws, and the pineal gland looks like jaws. Coincidence, or is there something more to it? Is it a ancient meme? 🤣
15. Dragons, man... they're everywhere in ancient cultures. What's the deal with these fire-breathing legends? Were they just really into fantasy, or was it something more? 🐉
16. Satanic symbolism in music and entertainment? What's the story behind this dark trend? Is it a secret society, or just a really cool aesthetic? 🤘
17. Video games are all about killing, man. What's the deal with this violent trend? Is it a reflection of our society, or just a really fun way to pass the time? 🎮
18. The Simpsons predicts the future, man. How do they do it? Is it a ancient prophecy, or just a really clever writing team? 📺
19. Forest fires melt cars, but leave trees intact. What's the deal with this weird phenomenon? Is it a ancient magic, or just a really cool science experiment? 🔥
20. The national debt, man... it's like a never-ending game of cosmic Monopoly. Who's the lender, and what's the real deal? Is it a secret society, or just a really complex financial system? 🤑
21. Tax increases, but the national debt keeps growing. What's the deal, bro? Is it a magic trick, or just a really bad accounting system? 📊
22. Alcohol and tobacco, man... they're like the ultimate Discordian paradox. Why are they considered "normal" when they're actually poisonous? Is it a ancient conspiracy, or just a really cool marketing campaign? 🍺
23. Why are booze and cigs everywhere in media, man? Is it a secret society, or just a really cool product placement? 📺
24. News presenters, man... they all say the same thing. Is it a ancient script, or just a really cool case of mass hysteria? 📰
25. We're more progressive and informed than ever, but we're also more sick and depressed. What's the deal, bro? Is it a ancient curse, or just a really bad case of cosmic irony? 🤯
1. What's the haps, my friends? Why's an Egyptian pyramid chillin' on a US dollar bill? Is it a symbol of the all-seeing eye of the Illuminati, or just a fancy design choice? 🤑
2. 56 countries, man... that's a lot of nations agreeing on something. What's the real reason they signed a treaty to avoid Antarctica like the plague? Is it because of the penguins, or something more sinister? 🐧
3. Planes, man... they can fly anywhere, but not over Antarctica. What's the deal, bro? Is it a no-fly zone, or just a really bad case of turbulence? ✈️
4. NASA, the masters of space exploration, "lost" the moon landing pics? That's like me misplacing my favorite rubber chicken. What's the real story, space cadets? 🚀
5. Neil Armstrong, the first dude to walk on the moon, but who held the camera? Was it a moon ghost, or just a cleverly placed selfie stick? 📸
6. We went to the moon, but then... nothing. What's the holdup, space program? Did we get bored, or is there something more to it? 🤔
7. Monkeys evolved into humans, but monkeys still exist. What's the deal, evolution? Did we just get bored with the whole "monkey business"? 🐒
8. 95% of our DNA is "junk"? Who decided that, and what's the criteria for "junk" DNA? Is it like a cosmic garage sale? 🧬
9. Ancient humans built epic structures like cathedrals and parliament buildings, but they lived in log cabins and rode horses. What's the secret to their architectural awesomeness? Was it aliens, or just really skilled carpenters? 🏗️
10. Pre-Columbian architecture is all over the world, but how did they all get the same memo? Was it a ancient builders' convention, or just a really cool coincidence? 🌎
11. Ancient Egyptian art has some weird stuff, like "spaceships." What's the story behind these cosmic hieroglyphs? Were they just really into sci-fi, or was it something more? 🚀
12. Giant people, man... they're like the ultimate Discordian myth. What's the deal with the giant remains and scriptures? Was it a ancient game of " telephone" gone wrong? 🤯
13. Mushrooms in ancient Christian art? And the Pope dresses like a giant Amanita muscaria? What's the fungal connection, bro? 🍄
14. Ancient Egyptian art has jaws, and the pineal gland looks like jaws. Coincidence, or is there something more to it? Is it a ancient meme? 🤣
15. Dragons, man... they're everywhere in ancient cultures. What's the deal with these fire-breathing legends? Were they just really into fantasy, or was it something more? 🐉
16. Satanic symbolism in music and entertainment? What's the story behind this dark trend? Is it a secret society, or just a really cool aesthetic? 🤘
17. Video games are all about killing, man. What's the deal with this violent trend? Is it a reflection of our society, or just a really fun way to pass the time? 🎮
18. The Simpsons predicts the future, man. How do they do it? Is it a ancient prophecy, or just a really clever writing team? 📺
19. Forest fires melt cars, but leave trees intact. What's the deal with this weird phenomenon? Is it a ancient magic, or just a really cool science experiment? 🔥
20. The national debt, man... it's like a never-ending game of cosmic Monopoly. Who's the lender, and what's the real deal? Is it a secret society, or just a really complex financial system? 🤑
21. Tax increases, but the national debt keeps growing. What's the deal, bro? Is it a magic trick, or just a really bad accounting system? 📊
22. Alcohol and tobacco, man... they're like the ultimate Discordian paradox. Why are they considered "normal" when they're actually poisonous? Is it a ancient conspiracy, or just a really cool marketing campaign? 🍺
23. Why are booze and cigs everywhere in media, man? Is it a secret society, or just a really cool product placement? 📺
24. News presenters, man... they all say the same thing. Is it a ancient script, or just a really cool case of mass hysteria? 📰
25. We're more progressive and informed than ever, but we're also more sick and depressed. What's the deal, bro? Is it a ancient curse, or just a really bad case of cosmic irony? 🤯