Mike 🏴‍☠️🎈 on Nostr: #Bluesky: bloated Vegas era Elvis, mumbling through his half remembered greatest hits ...

#Bluesky: bloated Vegas era Elvis, mumbling through his half remembered greatest hits (half remembered to him)

#Mastodon: an Elvis drag act at a Linux convention

#Threads: a motivational power point presentation with an “Ellvis” quote in amongst lots of flashing ads for some kind of weight lifting supplement

#X: Colonel Tom Parker & the good ol’ boy hangers on discussing a lynchin’ theo-retikly