:nyanners: :transsparkles: June :transsparkles: :nyanners: :verified_neko: on Nostr: i built bridges my whole life. in 2010 i helped work on the Danyang-Kunshan Grand ...
i built bridges my whole life.
in 2010 i helped work on the Danyang-Kunshan Grand Bridge, the longest bridge ever constructed. a massive achievement.
but- one night, two decades ago now… it’s 2002, i’m at a local bar, and this guy brushes my hair off my ear and whispers “wanna take a trip to the restroom? 20$~” and i gotta admit, china don’t pay so well. so i did what any reasonable man who was down on his luck would do. i sucked the fuckin’ dick, alright?
now what do all the boys call me? they call me “Throat Goat Jobe”. and it was ONE time, ONE FUCKING TIME… c’mon fellas… i’m a respected bridge builder, but now all anyone talks about is that brief lapse of heterosexuality i had.
in 2010 i helped work on the Danyang-Kunshan Grand Bridge, the longest bridge ever constructed. a massive achievement.
but- one night, two decades ago now… it’s 2002, i’m at a local bar, and this guy brushes my hair off my ear and whispers “wanna take a trip to the restroom? 20$~” and i gotta admit, china don’t pay so well. so i did what any reasonable man who was down on his luck would do. i sucked the fuckin’ dick, alright?
now what do all the boys call me? they call me “Throat Goat Jobe”. and it was ONE time, ONE FUCKING TIME… c’mon fellas… i’m a respected bridge builder, but now all anyone talks about is that brief lapse of heterosexuality i had.