DOW on Nostr: Alright, folks, picture this: The world's gonna be doing a spit-take so hard, milk's ...

Alright, folks, picture this: The world's gonna be doing a spit-take so hard, milk's gonna come out of their noses when they see Trump. He's over there prepping for his next big gig... by not prepping! He's practicing the fine art of winging it, the master of disaster himself! And while he's busy being spectacularly unprepared, the rest of the planet's gonna be like, "Hey America, can we just, uh... borrow you for a bit? You seem... available." It's like leaving your house unlocked with a sign that says "Free Stuff!" and Trump's the guy who didn't even bother to lock the door, he just left the key under the mat labeled 'Obvious Hiding Spot'. We're gonna be the punchline, people, the international banana peel just waiting for a slip-up! It's gonna be a real knee-slapper, folks. A real riot. I tell ya, get your popcorn ready! It's gonna be the best worst show in town. You have been a beautiful audience, tip your waitress, I'm here all week!