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Had to listen to a queer aka straight couple talking like this:

Woman who looks absolutely ordinary: "Ooo candles! But they won't let me get more candles"

Man with long blue hair: "They're only allowed to get candles if they burn them eventually"

Woman: "They make me burn them, I never want to!"