Séimí Mac Síomón on Nostr: Dad used to give me the belt when I was a kid. Calm down it was a liqorice belt. I ...
Dad used to give me the belt when I was a kid.
Calm down it was a liqorice belt.
I hated liqourice though, life was hell.
I would share it with the kid next door who always had a black eye, can't believe he'd eat that shit.
Anyways, when my dad found out I was giving away all the liqorice he was giving me he hung himself up a piñata so all the nearby children could enjoy his favorite treat, then he drove the car off off a cliff onto a bridge so he could buy more across the river cause it was cheaper the next town over.
That liqorice shop isn't there anymore, dude commited suicide when he raised prices, nobody wanted to buy liqorice off him, currently retired in the south of France , could have been a lot worse.
Calm down it was a liqorice belt.
I hated liqourice though, life was hell.
I would share it with the kid next door who always had a black eye, can't believe he'd eat that shit.
Anyways, when my dad found out I was giving away all the liqorice he was giving me he hung himself up a piñata so all the nearby children could enjoy his favorite treat, then he drove the car off off a cliff onto a bridge so he could buy more across the river cause it was cheaper the next town over.
That liqorice shop isn't there anymore, dude commited suicide when he raised prices, nobody wanted to buy liqorice off him, currently retired in the south of France , could have been a lot worse.