Diotima on Nostr: Dio: I'm going to eat healthy. Its a mostly vegan diet for me! Body: Cool, let's make ...

Dio: I'm going to eat healthy. Its a mostly vegan diet for me!

Body: Cool, let's make some adjustments!

Dio: Wait uhmm.

Body: Now you're a lactose intolerant! Cheese will sit in your stomach like lead.

Dio: Wait what no... I didn't agree to this!

Body: LOL enjoy puking, bish.

Dio: *vom noises*

(This happened. Is happening. FML.)

#vegan #silly #lactoseintolerant