Aspartame on Nostr: Sperg men think they want the hyper-neat type of sperg gf until they realize that ...

Sperg men think they want the hyper-neat type of sperg gf until they realize that means she’s going to spiral into suicidal depression over her Starbucks order being wrong, withdraw totally from the outside world and refuse to communicate with you. They don’t realize she will have the emotional maturity of a child and that she will berate you and threaten you for no reason tantrum-style, she will never react positively to attention and she will never be able to show affection back in a meaningful way. You will never be secure because she will overshare every little thing she thinks is wrong with you, but will then cry and spiral into depression if you ask her to change anything.

(But damn it, she can cook and clean and always looks and smells perfect.)