Anne C. A. Baanen, number plumber on Nostr: hello is it the business factory? yes i would like one job. my position? i am in a ...

hello is it the business factory? yes i would like one job. my position? i am in a large cardboard box on top of the bedroom dresser. doesn't fit in the form? i don't know, just pick anyplace that's up high then. no? okay we'll discuss that later. more form fields? eh why not. starting date? like a first date? i have been on hundreds of dates. mhm. i see. just write down whatever makes your boss happy okay? sure. mhm. mhm. what was that? what are my salary expectations? well it takes about $43 thousand to fill my house with blåhajar. yeah it's a shark. swedish. yeah i know swedish. specialized in words for furniture. so back to salary, now of course i have to take care of my wife. i can tell you right now no less than 86k. i'm happy to take it in kind. you can park the containers on my front lawn. you know what, i'll let you deduct shipping. do we have a deal? hello? hello? well beep to you too!