AkaSci 🛰️ on Nostr: "The Borowitz Report: — Gov Tim Walz trounced Sen JD Vance in Tuesday night’s VP ...
"The Borowitz Report: — Gov Tim Walz trounced Sen JD Vance in Tuesday night’s VP debate, according to an instant poll of cats.
98% of cats who watched the debate said that Walz won, despite Vance’s having whiskers and eye makeup that made him slightly resemble a cat.
A broad majority of the cats found Vance “repellent,” with 94% saying they would “prefer a dog.”
Finally, 79% of cats surveyed said that, if the election were held today, they would pee on Vance."
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https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/walz-demolished-vance-according-to
98% of cats who watched the debate said that Walz won, despite Vance’s having whiskers and eye makeup that made him slightly resemble a cat.
A broad majority of the cats found Vance “repellent,” with 94% saying they would “prefer a dog.”
Finally, 79% of cats surveyed said that, if the election were held today, they would pee on Vance."
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https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/walz-demolished-vance-according-to