goldfishthumb1 on Nostr: 1. Poop —> electronic box 2. Poop is retrieved from box and counted 3. Outcry over ...

1. Poop —> electronic box
2. Poop is retrieved from box and counted
3. Outcry over how many turds were in the box
4. Lawsuits over turd validity
5. Social media mass postings of mysterious folks shoving handfuls of turds into the boxes at once

6. Demand for turd recount by hand