Rube Snakehole 🦀🗡️ on Nostr: My cats are like normal levels of cat psychotic until I try to pee and then it ...

My cats are like normal levels of cat psychotic until I try to pee and then it rachets up to "Costco parking lot" levels of insanity as they jockey to get on my lap 🤪

Today I had to move the sweater I was blocking so I tucked it into a spare bedroom and closed the door. One of them went full swayze Roadhouse and kicked the door in and they pulled out a bunch of my pins. Jesus Christo man. Get you some cats so naughty they kind of impress you?