Tekromancer on Nostr: New risk I hadn’t previously considered: Walking down one’s own front stairs to ...
New risk I hadn’t previously considered: Walking down one’s own front stairs to check the mail as one has done thousands of times, distractedly missing the bottom step, and doing a parkour roll across the driveway.
I’m now absent a substantial portion of the skin I had half an hour ago. Do not recommend.
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2023-09-06 23:29:43Event JSON
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