helplessduck on Nostr: Cat: NOW! Me: You don't even like salami. C: I do. Now. M: When have you had salami, ...

Cat: NOW!
Me: You don't even like salami.
C: I do. Now.
M: When have you had salami, or cured meats of any kind?
C: Last week. Lela.
M: Lela didn't give you salami.
C: YES!
M: We've discussed splitting staff members with you before.
C: No!
M: Yes. Last week. The olives.