FortNakamoto on Nostr: 🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: TRUMP, BINANCE, AND A PARDON SPEEDRUN? 🚨 ...

🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE: TRUMP, BINANCE, AND A PARDON SPEEDRUN? 🚨

📜 BREAKING: THE GREATEST CROSSOVER EPISODE IN CRYPTO HISTORY MIGHT BE HAPPENING

🔎 ANALYSIS OF THIS POTENTIAL WILD-ASS DEAL:
✅ Trump acquiring Binance.US? That’s some next-level “Art of the Deal” energy.
✅ CZ denying the claim? The man who ran Binance is now running for a get-out-of-jail-free card.
✅ Would this make Binance the official exchange of the U.S. Bitcoin Strategic Reserve? Asking for Fort Nakamoto.
✅ 2024 just keeps getting weirder. At this rate, Gary Gensler is going to announce an NFT collection.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
🔥 The timeline is officially in shambles.
🔥 “Only the best crypto, folks, the best! You’re gonna love it!”—Future Trump statement, probably.
🔥 Can’t wait for Binance-branded MAGA hats to drop.

💡 NEW RULE: If a former president buys an exchange while the former CEO is waiting on a pardon, we’ve reached peak crypto.

🔁 Repost if you’re watching this saga unfold like a reality show.
⚡ Zaps = Proof-of-Political-Circus.

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