Kip Ashlynn Murray on Nostr: When my last relationship ended I was absolutely devastated. Luckily, the god-head ...
When my last relationship ended I was absolutely devastated. Luckily, the god-head universe sent a mute to speak so I would know that I was receiving divine guidance. And that divine guidance told me the man that was meant for me would have thighs like tree trunks and an ass that could not go unnoticed. By divine provenance, I will be sent a pelvis pulverizer. And so the prophe-donk was foretold. Unfortunately, I live in an era divorced from carb loading. The youth of today are perpetually as yon Cassius, they think too much.
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