Shoq on Nostr: Hahaha. Since the FDA ruling, Balance of Nature ads have gone from telling you they ...
Hahaha. Since the FDA ruling, Balance of Nature ads have gone from telling you they will cure everything short of cancer, and maybe even that, to ads that make no claims whatever beyond “My piano playing has never better! I feel just great! ”
Who the fuck pays $89 a month for this grift?
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