Duchess of Umbrage on Nostr: When I say “it’s katydid season” I mean: there are fucking ZILLIONS of katydids ...
When I say “it’s katydid season” I mean: there are fucking ZILLIONS of katydids EVERYWHERE. On the gearshift in my gator, on the gate latches, on the faucets, on the haybarn door handles: basically anywhere you need to put your hand. They pelt me in the face when I drive the gator to the manure pile. And they are not above an incursion. There was a little one on my pillow this morning. Another one in my spice drawer. It’s apocakatydidliptic!
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