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Years ago a buddy of mine picked up the phone (back when people had landlines). It was his roommate's girlfriend. His roommate wasn't home, but she started talking to him and eventually asked, "Would you pee on your girlfriend in the shower if she asked you to?"
He responded the only way he knew how, "Only if I really loved her."
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