Col. Peat Guano on Nostr: “A lot of people… they’re saying I abandoned the Fellowship- FAKE NEWS! They ...

“A lot of people… they’re saying I abandoned the Fellowship- FAKE NEWS! They don’t know… I had a little confrontation with a Balrog… Maybe you’ve heard of them. I was there, on the border, in Moria. A Balrog! He tried to pass, folks, but I let him have it! I said he couldn’t pass. Those dwarfs, we love those dwarves! But those dwarves, they dig a little too deep sometimes.”