Seraphim on Nostr: I tried to watch some of the new Indiana Jones game, but couldn’t stand more than ...
I tried to watch some of the new Indiana Jones game, but couldn’t stand more than like 5 minutes of “eeevil Nazis vewy baaad and craaaazy.”
Loved Indiana Jones when I was a kid for those alt-history themes, but not so much anymore. Also, every time he pulls his body weight up on a leather bullwhip, I cringe hard. For starters, whips don’t just grab onto random objects like they’re made of velcro. Even if they did, it would only ruin the whip (stretches and pulls the strands apart.) I have many years of experience with them.
I hope one day somebody makes an SS/Ahnenerbe version of Indiana Jones that chases down magical artifacts for The Reich.
Loved Indiana Jones when I was a kid for those alt-history themes, but not so much anymore. Also, every time he pulls his body weight up on a leather bullwhip, I cringe hard. For starters, whips don’t just grab onto random objects like they’re made of velcro. Even if they did, it would only ruin the whip (stretches and pulls the strands apart.) I have many years of experience with them.
I hope one day somebody makes an SS/Ahnenerbe version of Indiana Jones that chases down magical artifacts for The Reich.