Seraphim on Nostr: Step 1: Set alarm for some activity that you are trying to time Step 2: Get ...

Step 1: Set alarm for some activity that you are trying to time

Step 2: Get distracted multitasking and doing something that causes your hands to get a fuckton of grease or oil on them

Step 3: Have alarm go off

Step 4: Feel burning anger as the alarm loudly and continually repeats itself in your back pocket, taunting you because it knows you can’t deactivate it just yet