Comrade First Secretary William A. Ferguson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 on Nostr: Ended a 13-year friendship today because they admitted—brace yourself—that they ...

Ended a 13-year friendship today because they admitted—brace yourself—that they once watched "The Apprentice" and thought it was "actually pretty good."

I shot back, "Thank goodness you don’t have a daughter!" She stared at me and said, "But... I am your daughter, and I'm only 13."

I pointed to the door and said, "Pack your bags, young lady. It’s time to go."