Angus McIntyre on Nostr: My employer's website: “We're denormalizing the biostatic conglomeration of ...

My employer's website: “We're denormalizing the biostatic conglomeration of cromulent anaglyphs for just-in-time metempsychosis.”

Recruiter's unsolicited email to me: "Angus -- love how you're denormalizing the biostatic conglomeration of cromulent anaglyphs for just-in-time metempsychosis! At SpamCo, we specialize in finding top-tier talent …”

Me: Very authentic opening, sir, yes, you have absolutely persuaded me that I wish to do business with you.

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