MrBumble on Nostr: I concur, but with damning punctuation. "Pulled pork. In a crock. Pot finished. In ...

I concur, but with damning punctuation.

"Pulled pork. In a crock. Pot finished. In the oven."

I remember as a young man with rampaging hormones I once smoked so much weed and drank so much grog I woke up with a hangover next to an enormous blob of female flesh and was so ashamed I wanted to kill myself so I stuck my head in the oven and turned it on. It was an electric oven so I had time to concoct an excuse in case any of my friends had seen me leaving the bar with her.

Oh the humanity.