Shoq on Nostr: Listen to me carefully. If you see these things jump into your grocery cart, quietly ...
Listen to me carefully. If you see these things jump into your grocery cart, quietly walk away and get in touch with store security. Leave it to them but just get the fuck out. If you ate even one you'd come back and buy-out the store. I mean it. Walk away. You've been warned.
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