Amy Hupe on Nostr: Today’s joke I couldn’t make on Twitter: JavaScript is kind of like cocaine. The ...
Today’s joke I couldn’t make on Twitter:
JavaScript is kind of like cocaine.
The more lines you do, the more confident and simultaneously insufferable you become, and the worse your performance issues will be.
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