Law Geek on Nostr: Me: Edgar! Edgar: yes? Me: Edgar! Time to come in Edgar: no Me: I've got toothpaste ...

Me: Edgar!
Edgar: yes?
Me: Edgar! Time to come in
Edgar: no
Me: I've got toothpaste for you
Edgar: *hops off table* try harder
Me: *sigh* *grabs treat bag*
Edgar: better
Me: good boy...wait. What's good about demanding bribery to come in?
Edgar: I'm a cat. That's what.
#catlife