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G’day mate. How’s it garn? Got paid yesterday so I went to the servo to chuck some fuel in the VL. Cost me a bloody fortune the thieving cunts! After that, I went and picked up me mate Robbo from work. Poor bastard hit a roo on the way home from the speedway the other night. Cars fucked but she be right. Decided we were gunna go to the bottle-o and grab a slab of XXXX. Was on special so we grabbed two. Bargain! Oi so next we went for a maccas run to grab a feed of chicken nugs. Soft serve machine was fucked again. Shoulda just gone to red rooster. We ended up going back to Bretto’s place and listened to a bit of triple J. The sheila next door stopped by for a drink as well. Her names Shazza. We ended up getting pretty munted. Robbo ended up getting a root outa Shazza. Blacked out ar some point and woke up this arvo with me boss blowing up me phone pissed off cause I chucked a sickie without calling it in. Cunts fucked but all good mate. Anyway better go now. Gotta see a man about a wallaby. Hooroo!