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2024-10-26 23:20:25

Christopher Biggs on Nostr: Ow! The jerk in front of me had already reclined his seat all the way the moment the ...

Ow! The jerk in front of me had already reclined his seat all the way the moment the wheels left the runway. Then he bid on legroom and his seat moved backwards, taking ten centimetres of mine (at a current market price of $3.50/cm).

Fuck capitalism but I need to be able to walk when I land. I held my card against the reader and dropped fifty on legroom. “Ow!” came from behind me. “Whoops, sorry, wrong button” I called back. I tapped “pay it forward” on the legroom screen and my seat undid the rearward move. Then the seat in front of me receded, eliciting a gratifying yelp from up front.

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