AlphaBeta on Nostr: EDIT: Some have asked if it was me who personally cucked Multnomah County District ...
EDIT: Some have asked if it was me who personally cucked Multnomah County District Attorney Nathan Vazquez. But to paraphrase classic pop songs: Maria V is not my lover. . . But she *was* hit by a smooth criminal.
So apparently a fairly recent criminal defendant in Multnomah County also happens to be a dude whom, also fairly recently, fucked District Attorney Nathan Vazquez's wife —a personal issue about which Vazquez chose to have a lil' meltdown among coworkers. This has led to the production and placement of these beautiful stickers, one of which I have procured, and I will be mailing it to DA Vazquez along with a freshly-made BETA CUCK 4 LYFE t-shirt.
Anyone know his shirt size?
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