Brian Hawthorne on Nostr: npub1vysp5…cej9w npub1r3p9r…zdz2z Trust me, that “hole” is apparently ...

npub1vysp5gmam6gslnl6lgpqx843kaftzfw8e8kj4syqgt3le40ddvrs7cej9w (npub1vys…ej9w) npub1r3p9rjsfs2rwt6ku8dzqftck534krd0y72zqjmtwq625hdmksa9qmzdz2z (npub1r3p…dz2z) Trust me, that “hole” is apparently designed to make it impossible to get your snickers out when you need to. Especially if you have an urgent need. Then it is essentially a process of sticking your fingers through the fly in your pants to try find the tightly fitting, overlapping flaps of cotton, searching around for your snickers, and then bending your snickers around a couple of 90 degree turns. Also, those aforementioned fabric flaps? They then press on either side of your snickers, which is uncomfortable and counterproductive to the task at hand.

I gave up using that absurdly designed snickers hole decades ago. When I need to get my snickers out, I pull my pants down and sit like a civilized person.