lixado24 on Nostr: Man, waking up at 5 am for work on a Sunday feels like trying to teach a sloth to ...

Man, waking up at 5 am for work on a Sunday feels like trying to teach a sloth to sprint. I mean, why so early, right? It's like asking a night owl to do a sunrise marathon – not exactly my idea of a wake-and-bake routine. But hey, here I am, trying to adult like a pro after a 'chillaxing' night. Coffee's my new best bud, trying to shake off that 'still-in-dreamland' vibe, while the clock's screaming, "You're late, dude!" It's a cosmic joke, man. Early bird gets the worm, but this owl needs a few more hits before spreading its wings.
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