Inertial Invites on Nostr: Franklin Pierce was well-known to have the longest penis of any president. Pierce's ...

Franklin Pierce was well-known to have the longest penis of any president. Pierce's piercer outshone Johnson's johnson. What is less well-known is that Pierce, like most men with mastodonic members, was as impotent as a bowl of wax fruit. He was also a grower rather than a shower. Sadly for him, it appears that his crippling addiction to broadsheet pornography was at least partially responsible for his inability to achieve arousal.