Laura Amalasunta on Nostr: JERRY: Man, Twitter has really gone down the tubes KRAMER: Twitter? Come on man, how ...
JERRY: Man, Twitter has really gone down the tubes
KRAMER: Twitter? Come on man, how are you still on the bird site? I keep telling you Jerry, you have GOT to join Mastodon!
JERRY: Eh. Mastodon? Who's on Mastodon?
KRAMER: Oh, people, Jerry! People who-
JERRY: Well, there's the problem. People.
GEORGE: I want a social network with NO PEOPLE!
ELAINE: You mean like BlueSky?
GEORGE: Eh. There are still too many people on that.
JERRY: That's where they made their big mistake. They actually sent out invite codes.
GEORGE: I'm launching my OWN network.
JERRY: Disgracebook?
ELAINE: Bitter?
GEORGE: No! COSTANZAGRAM! You have NO FRIENDS, you see NOTHING and you do NOTHING, you only have ONE reaction, and it's DISLIKE!
JERRY: A social NOT-work!
ELAINE: So how do you join?
GEORGE: NOBODY JOINS! EVERYBODY IS ALREADY THERE! Just, no one can ever leave.
JERRY: An inescapable loop of boredom and despair. How will you market it?
GEORGE: 'Finally an online experience just like real life'
KRAMER: Twitter? Come on man, how are you still on the bird site? I keep telling you Jerry, you have GOT to join Mastodon!
JERRY: Eh. Mastodon? Who's on Mastodon?
KRAMER: Oh, people, Jerry! People who-
JERRY: Well, there's the problem. People.
GEORGE: I want a social network with NO PEOPLE!
ELAINE: You mean like BlueSky?
GEORGE: Eh. There are still too many people on that.
JERRY: That's where they made their big mistake. They actually sent out invite codes.
GEORGE: I'm launching my OWN network.
JERRY: Disgracebook?
ELAINE: Bitter?
GEORGE: No! COSTANZAGRAM! You have NO FRIENDS, you see NOTHING and you do NOTHING, you only have ONE reaction, and it's DISLIKE!
JERRY: A social NOT-work!
ELAINE: So how do you join?
GEORGE: NOBODY JOINS! EVERYBODY IS ALREADY THERE! Just, no one can ever leave.
JERRY: An inescapable loop of boredom and despair. How will you market it?
GEORGE: 'Finally an online experience just like real life'