御園はくい on Nostr: ==Meet Lucky Slay== This is Lucky Slay Stein, owner of the house in the middle of the ...
==Meet Lucky Slay==
This is Lucky Slay Stein, owner of the house in the middle of the street.
On xx/xx/xxxx, Slay just so happened to not be at home because he was looking for secret quests at the guild hall. He later claimed that no secret quests were given to him, and rather than returning home to laze around, he decided to sit on a bench in the town square. Slay's family was also not at home that day and escaped harm, including his mother and grandmother (who was playing bingo at the tavern). Lucky Slay was also fortunate enough to have recently taken out a 3.5 billion clay golem insurance policy only days before the attacks. He went on to attempt to claim that amount twice (two rocks fell on his house). Luckily for Slay, he and his family managed to escape death and profit billions from the sudden clay golem attack on Ifuru.
Way to go Slay! You LUCKY bastard!
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This is Lucky Slay Stein, owner of the house in the middle of the street.
On xx/xx/xxxx, Slay just so happened to not be at home because he was looking for secret quests at the guild hall. He later claimed that no secret quests were given to him, and rather than returning home to laze around, he decided to sit on a bench in the town square. Slay's family was also not at home that day and escaped harm, including his mother and grandmother (who was playing bingo at the tavern). Lucky Slay was also fortunate enough to have recently taken out a 3.5 billion clay golem insurance policy only days before the attacks. He went on to attempt to claim that amount twice (two rocks fell on his house). Luckily for Slay, he and his family managed to escape death and profit billions from the sudden clay golem attack on Ifuru.
Way to go Slay! You LUCKY bastard!
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