MissConstrue on Nostr: Helpful Hints from MissConstrue: When moving a hay bale which was left to molder over ...
Helpful Hints from MissConstrue:
When moving a hay bale which was left to molder over winter, be aware that fire ants will probably have created a queendom underneath it, and they will attack ferociously, boiling out of the ground like two-toned solenopsis of burning, painful death.
Bonus tip: Fire ants float
Bonus bonus tip: Pools are still too cold for comfort.
Bonus etc. tip: iphones really are waterproof to a depth of about 10 feet.
When moving a hay bale which was left to molder over winter, be aware that fire ants will probably have created a queendom underneath it, and they will attack ferociously, boiling out of the ground like two-toned solenopsis of burning, painful death.
Bonus tip: Fire ants float
Bonus bonus tip: Pools are still too cold for comfort.
Bonus etc. tip: iphones really are waterproof to a depth of about 10 feet.