Pete on Nostr: Smartphone makers are running out of ideas. #Pixel is a clown show now. Wow, let's ...
Smartphone makers are running out of ideas.
#Pixel is a clown show now. Wow, let's add a dedicated chip to animate parallax poop emojis! Yeah, let's measure barometric pressure.
And what's the deal with phones needing an extra wide-angle lens now? Half the features seem like moonshot experiments.
When what I really want is less apps tracking me, phone calls that don't drop, and unlimited hotspot data. And don't scan my face. Or my eyeball. Or my thumb.
And I don't want a fucking gyroscope.
#Pixel is a clown show now. Wow, let's add a dedicated chip to animate parallax poop emojis! Yeah, let's measure barometric pressure.
And what's the deal with phones needing an extra wide-angle lens now? Half the features seem like moonshot experiments.
When what I really want is less apps tracking me, phone calls that don't drop, and unlimited hotspot data. And don't scan my face. Or my eyeball. Or my thumb.
And I don't want a fucking gyroscope.