Twig on Nostr: I got in trouble last night. My wife came home late last night and when she opened ...
I got in trouble last night.
My wife came home late last night and when she opened the bedroom door she saw four legs from under the blankets instead of two. She grabbed her baseball bat and started beating the covers as hard as she could.
When she was finished she went down to the kitchen to get a drink. That's where she saw me sitting reading a book. I said, "Hi darling, your parents came to visit us, so I let them stay in our room.
Did you say hello?"
My wife came home late last night and when she opened the bedroom door she saw four legs from under the blankets instead of two. She grabbed her baseball bat and started beating the covers as hard as she could.
When she was finished she went down to the kitchen to get a drink. That's where she saw me sitting reading a book. I said, "Hi darling, your parents came to visit us, so I let them stay in our room.
Did you say hello?"