victor on Nostr: > be me, God's greatest tax evader > government shows up, says they found a bitcoin ...

> be me, God's greatest tax evader

> government shows up, says they found a bitcoin transaction I made and demands tax payment

> I totally made the transaction in question, but I tell them that I *didn't* do it (genius move)

> government apologizes for the misunderstanding and wishes me a nice day

Literally how cryptards think