flux_the_cat :windmilloffriendship: (is cooking (happily)) on Nostr: >tardwife orders bidet attachment for toilet from amazog >install is easy af >explain ...

>tardwife orders bidet attachment for toilet from amazog
>install is easy af
>explain to tardwife to operate it you simply turn the dial
>"ok got it"
>leave bathroom
>seconds later hear her yelp in surprise
>go back to bathroom
>wife is standing facing the toilet soaking wet
>mfw she turned it on without sitting down