Leaf on Nostr: Typical all-hands meeting: "Another record quarter, great job to everyone but mostly ...
Typical all-hands meeting: "Another record quarter, great job to everyone but mostly to me! I also laid off all your coworkers. I'm sorry I had to terminate them on Christmas, I would have done it sooner but this was the earliest I was legally allowed to. Finally, we're excited to announce a new stock buyback program. Work faster, and enjoy the stock price!"
I'm not joking, it's just like this, they don't even know how psychotic they sound.
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