stat on Nostr: "babe, where did all of your money go?" "umm. i spent it all on these things called ...

"babe, where did all of your money go?"

"umm. i spent it all on these things called lightning, to buy sats, which are basically just tiny fractions of bitcoin, but not really. then, i sent the sats to some lottery bot on this thing called nostr, which is like, a decentralized messaging protocol"

"goodbye"