@epo on Nostr: Fellow #Bitcoiners, Or should address you as partners... For that is precisely what ...
Fellow #Bitcoiners,
Or should address you as partners...
For that is precisely what we are—partners in one of the most groundbreaking ventures of all time.
Our venture? To safeguard and uphold the integrity of the world's most impeccable protocol and network—a network designed to securely transfer and preserve the world's collective wealth.
Our executive team stands unrivaled, and for good reason—it is entirely non-existent. Our C-Suite, therefore, is impervious to any form of human fuckery.
Our technology team is a best-in-class mission-driven team of engineers who form a self-organized, distributed force. Unswayed by compensation that could constrain or compromise their principles, these individuals work on projects they collectively deem most valuable.
Our technology platform is unparalleled in human history, boasting a flawless 100% uptime over the past decade. It is widely regarded as impervious to any form of attack and is self-sustaining by design.
Our business development team is an indomitable group of entrepreneurial minds—adversarial, highly intelligent, and youthful, continually engaging in a market-driven, Darwinian competition, where the best ideas thrive.
Our brand stands as one of the most iconic and untarnished in the world, revered for its incorruptibility and enduring legacy.
Our dividends and profits are distributed equitably among all partners, with no distinction between the largest and smallest.
Our accounting is impeccable, requires no auditing, is fully transparent, and is accurate to the penny with up-to-the-second accuracy, readily accessible to all.
Our mission: To secure a brighter future by preserving the value you create through your efforts and time, enabling you to transfer it in a permissionless manner, and without constraint—to whomever you choose.
So, I pose this question: What other venture could you prefer to own?
Join us for as little as $.01 (or even less).
#bitcoin. Do we have your attention now?
(please add your own list of virtues to the above and share to your heart's content!
Or should address you as partners...
For that is precisely what we are—partners in one of the most groundbreaking ventures of all time.
Our venture? To safeguard and uphold the integrity of the world's most impeccable protocol and network—a network designed to securely transfer and preserve the world's collective wealth.
Our executive team stands unrivaled, and for good reason—it is entirely non-existent. Our C-Suite, therefore, is impervious to any form of human fuckery.
Our technology team is a best-in-class mission-driven team of engineers who form a self-organized, distributed force. Unswayed by compensation that could constrain or compromise their principles, these individuals work on projects they collectively deem most valuable.
Our technology platform is unparalleled in human history, boasting a flawless 100% uptime over the past decade. It is widely regarded as impervious to any form of attack and is self-sustaining by design.
Our business development team is an indomitable group of entrepreneurial minds—adversarial, highly intelligent, and youthful, continually engaging in a market-driven, Darwinian competition, where the best ideas thrive.
Our brand stands as one of the most iconic and untarnished in the world, revered for its incorruptibility and enduring legacy.
Our dividends and profits are distributed equitably among all partners, with no distinction between the largest and smallest.
Our accounting is impeccable, requires no auditing, is fully transparent, and is accurate to the penny with up-to-the-second accuracy, readily accessible to all.
Our mission: To secure a brighter future by preserving the value you create through your efforts and time, enabling you to transfer it in a permissionless manner, and without constraint—to whomever you choose.
So, I pose this question: What other venture could you prefer to own?
Join us for as little as $.01 (or even less).
#bitcoin. Do we have your attention now?
(please add your own list of virtues to the above and share to your heart's content!