Ian Campbell on Nostr: ffs, Eufy. "This security camera is homekit compatible" "just kidding it has to have ...
ffs, Eufy.
"This security camera is homekit compatible"
"just kidding it has to have a picture of a house on the device"
"this cam needs homebase"
"but this one doesn't. oh just kidding, it still does."
"this cam might have onboard storage. but probably not."
"wait you want to just record overlapping footage instead of motion detection? okay Mr. Rockefeller, good luck with that, some models might still do that for a little while"
"this is one of our most recent cameras. all it does it provide an RTSP feed, because fuck you."
"This security camera is homekit compatible"
"just kidding it has to have a picture of a house on the device"
"this cam needs homebase"
"but this one doesn't. oh just kidding, it still does."
"this cam might have onboard storage. but probably not."
"wait you want to just record overlapping footage instead of motion detection? okay Mr. Rockefeller, good luck with that, some models might still do that for a little while"
"this is one of our most recent cameras. all it does it provide an RTSP feed, because fuck you."