frogmd on Nostr: I must still be in trouble for this because my bride just sent me to the store for ...

I must still be in trouble for this because my bride just sent me to the store for something called “carrot hummus.”

Ha. Joke’s on her. I’m going to pretend I misheard her and only bring back three pounds of bacon.

Nice knowing you all. 🫡

quoting note1pvu…p7ul

My preschooler was in Sunday school and announced to the teacher that “My daddy doesn’t know Jesus.”

My Wife: 🤨

Me: 🤣 “Well…technically he’s correct. I haven’t met The Man in person yet.”

My Wife: 😑