aprilfollies on Nostr: #Monsterdon Grade Report for #WickerMan73 : Landscape and scenery: A+ fantastic. Folk ...

#Monsterdon Grade Report for #WickerMan73 :

Landscape and scenery: A+ fantastic.
Folk songs and folklore: A, pretty authentic
Folk festival: A, authentically weird
Random nudity: C-, trying too hard
Ancient British/Celtic rites: C-, you’re not supposed to just mix & match them
Hippie Pagan Sex Cult: … I’m not touching this one. (Like our protagonist.)
Christo-fascist Cop Guy: Will not be mourned.
Acting: B+, great except for extended monologues.
Goat: A+, G.O.A.T.
Twist ending: 🔥
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